Funny Jokes for Friends in English

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean…  But the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Teacher : Tell me a way to prevent a disease which is caused by biting insects.  Student : Don’t get bitten by them.

When your teacher asks “Where’s your homework?”  It took a sick day. It had too many problems.

A good friend can finish your sentences…  a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier

My boyfriend and I laughed at how happy we were.  But I ended up laughing more.

Here’s a tip for ladies.  If your boyfriend doesn’t compliment you, then let the man-go.

I got fired from my job at the bank today.  An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”